[Oh Mrs. O, I probably wouldn't even buy that outfit, and you're working it!]
I just can't like J.Crew lately. I don't love anything on the site right now. I've found nothing to buy from JC in about a month. My glass of Crewlade is half-empty and stale. I thought for a little bit that I just had great will power. Turns out I can find other things to love - I just can't seem to find anything to love on that site.