Oh Neiman Why Do You Tease Me So????

I know full well I don't need "Needless Markup" in my life. I know this I know this I know this. But the sale section is full -- FULL! -- of gorgeous options, that scream L-O-V-E aaaaannnnndddd match the items I said I needed a few blogs ago. But why must everything be shipped at a snail's pace?? Why, NM?? Simply because I live in Japan is no excuse for waiting 1+ months for a box of your wonderfulness. My address includes a California zip code, for crying out loud. **Sigh** I am a slave to fashion. & the post office.